Don't the three of us just look so pretty up there? That moment right there made the whole contest experience worth it. Just to fill you in, the guy in the middle is Howard Stern, The guy on the right is my partner "Smally Paulie", and the guy on the left is me, Gary Johnson Jr. As some of you may have seen on Howard's Syndicated Saturday night show on December 5th, Paul, Felipe(The guy who came in Second) and me compete in the First Annual Howard Stern Small Penis Invitational. And then in the second half of the Show you saw me and Paul speak about the fantastic trip we won. Okay, I know I never updated this page. I just kept getting to busy. But I have found a better purpose for it anyway. As some of you may know I won a trip from Howard Stern to go down to Mexico with a group of porn stars and just hang out and watch them make movies. However watching the scenes being made became a very small part of the trip because everybody down there was so cool just hanging out with them became the most important part. So what I am going to do is change my page and put up as many of their pages as possible. I'll still leave up all of my personal information but everything else will be changing. And I appologize for my other sites. I was a real weirdo two years ago when I first wrote this page.
The Message Board: Well I figured the best way for everyone to just stay in touch is to create this message board. If you have stayed in touch with anyone else from the trip, make sure to let them know about it. This way we can know where everyone is and make time to hang out in the real world.
Mila's Web site: Mila, Mila, Mila. If you don't remember Mila after this trip either you drank too much, fell on your head, or possibly both. Mila was the most "outgoing" of the talent, always putting on a show. Either in the pool, in the disco, or right in the middle of the lobby. And I don't think anyone is going to forget the lesbian wedding even if they tried.
Penelope Pumpkin's web site: Penelope is a very friendly person who was always really pleasent and willing to joke around. And even though she hurt me on the dance floor, I won't hold that against her because it was all done in fun.
Sin Sisters Web site:Gina and Gianni were two of the dancers brought down to entertain everyone during the nights.(And according to Ron Jeremy possibly intrested in getting into the films) But they were also sweet and great dance partners even though, according to them their not used to dancing with partners.
Kristina St. James web Site: Even though I didn't have a lot of interaction with Kristina, when I did deal with her she was great. And she happens to be a techie who does a lot of work on a few websites. So check them out; won't you?
Pleasure Production's Web Site: The company that is responsible for all the scenes that were shot and all of the tapes that will be produced. They were a good bunch of people.
SMS PromotionsHow can I not put the page of the people who put the whole deal together. I can tell you that I had a blast and I can't wait to see If I can go again next year.
If anybody cares they can go to my Personality Profile and get all of the information about me that you would ever need.
I'll give a quick description of all of my Links:
Beauty's World: It's a Web Site that has 12 different chat rooms and everyone is real nice. I stay in the CISRG Pub, The Cheers of the 90's, And you can usually find me there. Just ask for GO and you'll find me.
Extreme Championship Wrestling: The ECW ain't your father's pro-wrestling. It's psycho people doing psycho things all mixed with great music and a great sense of humor. And if everything goes well, I'll be working for them by the end of the summer.
R.S.P.W. On-Line Museum: This is an Archive of all diferent kinds of wrestling information including classic photos, audio files, and lots of wrestling links.
The Interactive King Of All Media Newsletter: BABA BOOEY!!! Want to keep up on Howard Stern, the greatest living comedic genius? Take a look, this page is always updated and has lots of cool links.
Jokeland: Want to see the man stuck in the shadow of the greatest living comedic genius? Go and check out Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling's private home page.
Yahoo: If you don't know what Yahoo is, you don't belong on the web!
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